Patton Oswalt too!

Nothing for New Girl.
Nothing for Justified.
Fuck you, Emmy voters.

The kid who plays Harrison is already better than all the Cody Bennets and Bobby Drapers of the last 7 years.

Nah.

At least Jamie has some balls, unlike every other side character they've shoehorned in with Quinn.

Tim Curry is America's most beloved butler

Damn it, that's 5 good reviews in a row.

@avclub-50bf0723b1087490d0b06c957915c7a3:disqus @spinachleaf:disqus He was so funky, he was VP to two presidents.

"This is where I grew up."

I love the parallels to the pilot

All the Twilight riffs are just as good as any MST3K tbh

I am surprisingly okay with having received a New Girl notification for this.

How anyone could think for a minute that Abe has a "sexy voice" in his repertoire is beyond me.

I hope Betty has a wooden spoon.

@avclub-911f90ac0e48768fec246c09605362a5:disqus Don't say that too loudly, Ryan Murphy might be listening.

During that scene, when the music started playing, my horror movie fan senses started tingling. I was just waiting for Pete to get waylaid by some unseen assailant.

As someone who knows a little about male fashion, that vest just flabbergasted me.

@avclub-97b2d5e5f92c333976018236d76658d9:disqus Last gay chopper out of Vietnam is how Mitchell gets out of the war.

Sucks to your ass-mar!

I will never hear keys hitting the floor the same way again.