I was really shocked that he didn't say anything after the tsunami about Japan's policies toward whales. A lot of people got on Twitter and unironically said that all the victims deserved to die because some Japanese kill and/or eat whales.

Traditional Jainism teaches that even eating plants is harmful, as it hurts the plants.

"Roughly 40 percent of Hindus ARE vegetarian, according to the the WHO. And their religion encourages them to be vegetarian. That not all of them are vegetarian is no different than the Catholics don't all practice the things their church recommends."

I think it's only douchey to spell it with the glottal stop if you're actually douchey and smug about it. I mean, Hawaiians tend to actually pronounce it as Hawai'i, with the glottal stop, regardless of whether or not they're native Hawaiian.

Erotic slash fanfiction, Duffy/Murray

"Why? Why do we need to see more affluent rich people doing rich things?"

What else do you expect from someone who names themselves after 4chan?

And I mention anti-Americanism because you're bending over backwards to make a simple typo fit into your perception of Americans. Yes, the stereotype has a basis in truth. But it's still a bad reason to lash out at this guy.

"I just don't think I've ever heard anything so offensive before."

"Don't you think you're being unduly harsh?"

RIP

"I'm 22 and I love Invader Zim even more than I love Salute Your Shorts, the other best Nickelodeon offering ever."

"Dave is the greatest straight man ever as far as I'm concerned (and for anyone who doubts it, watch him play a straight man with a giant animatronic spider on his face"

"Whether it's a gender stereotype or not, I take this as statistical evidence that there may be a difference between and women re: the way they look at naked bodies."

Pim's are nice cookies and Pimm's is nice in a cocktail

Spider-Pig

Wasn't Shaun of the Dead pretty successful?

"My understanding is that that last claim is part of what upsets Adams"

"For one, he'd pleaded guilty, which while not by any means an admission of actual guilt — innocent people do sometimes plead guilty for valid reasons, usually related to sentencing concerns"

The actual George Costanza that used to be friends with the actual Jerry Seinfeld lost his case claiming that Seinfeld had violated his privacy by using his name and many of his characteristics in the show. Why? Because New York doesn't have privacy laws that work that way.