"When they were shooting it they didn't realize how terrible it would come out"

I prefer contacts. But I finally had to update my windy-day glasses, and figured I might as well use them for a while since I paid for them.

Isn't Wicker Man from before he got called out on owing zillions of dollars to the government? That is a movie that consists mostly of the main character beating the shit out of unarmed women. (Yeah, they're planning to kill him, but he doesn't know that until the end.) It's a very funny movie, but also…

She's an Objectivist who worships Ayn Rand.

"No one makes (or theaters don't stock) 3D glasses that fit over regular glasses"

"I honestly don't understand the appeal of Nic Cage. Is it serious or ironic?"

Vampire's Kiss is the movie that sold me on Cage, too. It's a black comedy about a man who descends into the delusion that he is turning into a vampire. Cage screams the alphabet, chases a pigeon, dons a set of horrible toy vampire teeth with ludicrous relish, and skulks around a club imitating Max Schreck as…

There are a lot of Hezbollah songs on Youtube. I don't know if any of them is about the US but they would probably do in a pinch.

"But LF seems to have a disproportionate Japanese partisan population whenever you discuss some of the minutiae of the Pacific Front in WWII."

:(

lol I meant "bisexual OR lesbian"

The old "I Kissed a Girl" is about someone realizing that she's bisexual lesbian. The new "I Kissed a Girl" is about someone being all "lol bisexuality is wrong but I'm so naughty!"

Going for three in a row:
I think that Anthony Bourdain is the most old-lesbian-looking man

Well, I guess it's more likely to be a wig than dye

I think he's disqualified by the sideburns, hair dye, and radioactive teeth

God I hate Jeremiah Johnson and its catchy theme song.

Whenever I'm running late to make the bus, I have to listen to "Make the Bus" from The Archandroid, even though that song annoys me.

"Medical mystery: His sideburns are aging more rapidly than the rest of his hair."

On second thought, despite her handicaps, Keller managed to hold up pretty well against Anne Bancroft.

Yeah, Helen Keller was tough as nails. Although being able to see and hear wouldn't hurt in a fight.