No, I don't really want to go for it.

Dear Savage Dik -  I've never licked an asshole, but when I see a woman with a nice ass around the office, out on the street, walking in front of me in the hallway, it doesn't take much for me to think about licking her asshole. But then when I'm actually down to business with a real-life woman, I tend to forget the…

The exchange of a fee for another fee?

There are girls who like sex when drunk a lot but can't come - I dated one for a while who could come easily when sober, not at all when drunk - but she had just as much if not more energy, enthusiasm, endurance, and enjoyment (short of climax) when inebriated. It doesn't really hurt performance for women, just their…

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus Then yeah

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus 1. I don't think it will, but if you can get something out of it, go for it.

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Holy shit you're older than 30? Older than 22 would have surprised me.

Dear Savage Dik,

@avclub-884c4beddd8c98bb3b016bdfcc1bcdf8:disqus Oh yeah, the costumes, roles, and overwrought rules just seem stupid, but I'm more talking about just the domination/submission thing which doesn't require any of the accoutrements. I'm not too aware of the BDSM scene, but yeah some of it really seems to be distancing…

I haven't actually done any BDSM stuff, but I can see how control could be sexy from either side - but then so much of it is the interplay of psychologies (as well as the full exploration of the body.) The more adult - in terms of awareness and intelligence - the better. If I'm going to be dominating or dominated, I…

Honestly I find the infantilization thing more disgusting and more of a turn-off than just shit-and-piss-filled diaper.

Is that why people in relationships so often go out of their way to mention it?

1,3… there's really no need for any of the other options. When is masturbation unavailable? (Although hypothetically 5 could involve something awesome that I haven't yet imagined. A damn sexy space alien? An unprecedentedly attractive robot?).

@avclub-dd1f2ad3a1bf536bc3d7ea8628152941:disqus Ah yes, who could forget. It does look like "vicki," and I always read it as "vick is a monster" (Michael Vick) but I remember looking at it one day and it's actually "vicks is a monster" which is just very strange

I think it's fine to involve real people in your fantasies, it's just absurd to start fucking up the real world because you believe your fantasies must be fulfilled.

Yeah! Same! I in no way felt like I was being choked, I was just like "this is kind of cool and really hot."

I think this isn't the fun and sexy hand to the neck, this is a real cutting off of oxygen.

I think a vagina with a beating heart inside of it would feel amazing.

I agree with these principles, but I don't think Dan has been on-message.