I disagree with most of this, but you're right to use the word "screaming" for "Moulin Rouge." That's the only tone that movie, personified, would take.

JustCoffee.coop. Pow! You'll shit your pants.

Yeah, he's already a badass by that point in the book. His whole saga with Qhorin Halfhand went down with a lot more true grit and a lot less ruining things by being a stupid kid.

Ygritte is sexy as fuck.

I'm sure that if I ever get the long-term certainty to get married I'll have sex with my pregnant wife at some point.

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus Your dick needs to be more unusually thin than unusually long to get through that cervix. I think it's a painful experience for both parties. If your dick was thin enough to get through the cervix, you'd be in danger of breaking it at the next thrust.

I'm beginning to like that St. Andrew's cross they've got going in the Dreadfort. Every time you see a crufixion, it's on that same old crucifix cross, and I think it's just cool to see some variety.

Wow. Pretty nice. I missed that.

"Ah, our long lost cousin Tony. He's been missing longer than Benjen"

You know, many of us have said before that the Roose was loose, and we believed it at the time, but now I think we're building to an era of a truly loose Roose that will show us that the Roose wasn't even close to as loose as he could be.

(wrong Roose thread)

I really thought "your secret's safe with me" was gonna lead to some revelation about Jon Snow we hadn't seen in the books.

That's the sex scene I really want to see, HBO. I can see beautiful naked ladies on the internet all the time (albeit with less artful lighting), but rarely do I see two old people made so awesome that I really want to see them fucking.

They don't know anything and are dealing with heavy emotions and that can make people idiots.

A lot of people don't have sex in college. A whole lot of people (many more than the first group) do, and they make a big deal about because it's new enough to them that they're still obsessed with it. Another group of people got laid in middle school and defined their identity by it enough that they're always going…

It's sex though.

There's a good chance I'll never go through a nine month dry spell again. But I also can imagine never having sex again. So it's far from unimaginable.

How common is it to have oral sex with someone you've not had penetrative sex with? I guess I don't see the mindset. Intercourse is fun. Why not do it?

Oh, don't worry, we took a hands off approach with Jaime.

Very tired and read the follow up to the first line as "Is it wisdom? Hodor? Strength?"