They gave the tenor bit to Burton Cummings, at least.

Or you can just push on your taint really hard, and all your cum will go up into your bladder. No mess.

What?

I like how, really, Beyonce is basically the girl from Free Fallin'.

THESE STREETS WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BRAND NEWWWWWW

I think the best Blade Runner quote to use here would be…

She has a boyfriend, though, so it's totally OK.

I don't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock.

"Strangehold" is about choking prostitutes.

No.

On the positive side of the scale, complete sexual surrender is pretty fucking awesome.

I could listen to *Deceptacon* right now.

Dolly was in "Nine to Five".

Add Mitchell to that list. As in Joni.

Huh…feels pretty good out here…

My clients enjoyed that.

The saddest thing I've ever seen is a fat woman out walking her cat, telling little "Shania" to slow down, and then yanking on the cat-leash.

My job gives me orgasms.