As far as old people vanity projects go, I'd much rather have Them Crooked Vultures back.

No offense to Lynch, but Scott Walker's output, especially his more recent works, are a lot deeper and more interesting than Lynch's.

Oh Mitch… you could charm the black off a telephone boy!

Like anyone would want to "R" her.

Agreed. Tobias, GOB and Lindsay have some wonderful arcs in that season. Really, the only time I wasn't too interested was when Oscar and George dicked around in the sweat lodge for ages, and even then, Tambor's acting was strong enough to carry the whole thing.

I see; the series isn't the only thing getting a facelift.

And she hadn't even seen the license plate.

I like all my Arrested Development seasons equally.

Eh, it was a good enough title to win the '08 Oscars.

Are the extra features on the DVD that good? I just streamed it, but maybe it's worth seeking out.

Isn't what? THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW

Maybe something is wrong with me, because I always really enjoyed the soapy elements of Twin Peaks, which seem to be a big part of what is generally derided in season two, but I only recently got around to watching Fire Walk With Me and though it was a complete turd. Not only is it unable to stand on its own without…

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Hey, he was really good in Nymphomaniac. Which really makes me wonder if absolutely any actor could be great with the right director…

It's true that Dig Me Out was a sort of coming into their own for S-K, but it irks me a little that in the course of glorifying the transition from second to third album, Call The Doctor goes underappreciated. I don't think being raw and chaotic means you have 'yet to find [your] focus' and while S-K ended up…

I hate to be the token European asshole, but can someone explain to me this weird obsession with taking the kind of foods you expect to find at a bachelor pad and exhaustively cover how to make them marginally tastier? I can sort of understand it with sandwiches, which have a place at all points on the posh-pathetic…

I totally get it from their perspective, and I did like the match, but from the promoter's point of view raising the stakes over the course of a show is a big part of laying out a show. Bumps like that crazy one Neville took outside the ring with his tailbone isn't likely to raise your stock with whoever books you,…

Taking these bumps for a pre-show opener is irresponsible as hell, but the match itself was okay.

I don't watch WWE at all - there's a lot of wrestling out there I find more interesting - but this Wrestlemania actually has three matches I'm interested in, more than any of the last five shows (let's be honest, the card for 30 wasn't very exciting). The Miz tag, Jericho/Owens and Orton/Wyatt all promise to be fun in…

Only those deeply immersed in Emoji culture know that 'dumpling' is actually the polydactyly emoji. It took the Amish a long time to lobby it into the catalogue, but nobody knows how they're supposed to use it.