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It's been kind of a slow year for me, new music wise, but my favorites so far: Sunny and the Sunsets, Thee Oh Sees, The Men, Milk Music, Disclosure, Twin Peaks.

I'm not drinking the "Modern Vampires of the City." cool-aide. Shit sucks, especially Diane Young. That song makes me actually cringe in a physical sense.

You saw into my future seven months ago. This is exactly what I did last night. And this review was spot on about Jennifer Lopez' character. Also, this review was probably a little too kind. Third also, I think I'm a much bigger fan of "Payback" than most people. I love that movie.

Now I may be just be a simple country Hyper-Chicken, but I think a good attorney could probably make a convincing fair-use argument in court.

Also pretty sure he's got a small role in Buckaroo Banzai

I always thought he was great as the slime in Beverly Hills Cop. Happy he's finally getting his due.

I left the Pixies with a few songs left so I could get a decent spot for The Replacements. Pixies were fine but they didn't appear to have their hearts in it, kind of a let down. The review above pretty much nails it.

The Replacements were much better than that shirt Paul is wearing. They killed it.

I fucking hate the Civil Wars and I'm really happy that this record sounds in no way like them. they are the worst.

Guh it does not sound like the goddamn Civil Wars. bleck.

What's a fat man without food in his gut?
What's a child birth, without the umbilical?
What's United Parcels, without the deliverer?
What's momma-san, without poppa-san?
What's martial arts without Daniel-San?

I thought Killer Joe was OK. Usually I like really ugly, misanthropic nihilist fests like "Killer Joe," but in this case it kind of turned me off. He was solid in it, though I'm still not convinced he's ever not just playing himself.

… with a couple exceptions like The Counselor

McConaughey is not cool. The conspiracy to make him a respected film actor is turning my brain inside out.

i must live on a different planet anymore. I don't want to see almost any of these. All a bunch of bloated, back-slapping Holloywood prestige bullshit with rousing scores. Count me out.

Worst fall ever?
I'd rather watch Stalone and Ahnold break stuff in "Escape plan" than pretty much every single one of these. The lone exceptions being "Escape from Tomorrow," and, I guess, "Gravity," which will be more of an exercise in enduring Sandra Bullock and wondering why the fuck this is Cuarón's follow up to

Hemingway was the worst part of Midnight in Paris. Good grief. Maybe it was the script more than the performance. Just about puked in my mouth every time he opened his blow-hard hole. I guess it was supposed to be cheeky? "Oh look how Hemingway talks like a pedantic fuck describing the macho themes of his novels, how

I've said it a million times, but Jesus fuck, how is it possible for people like Hipster D Bag, who comment on this site DAILY, to not have heard of bands that are covered on this website constantly? Do you need bifocals, or do you just have poor reading comprehension? Shit, even if you don't read the articles, you'd

teadoust doesn't like The Walkmen, The Hold Steady, Nude Beach or Mavis Staples. Get out of here.

I'm a tasteless Pearl Jam fan and even I can't stand "Jeremy," or most of "Ten" for that matter …