"You've seen my downstairs mix-up"

Swissers
back home, our slur for white trash girls that hang out at the state fair and wear Von Dutch hats is "Swissers," do to their white sneaker of choice.

Tota Recall rules.

ha!
I just watched this again this week. Still one of my favorite movies.

i'm not a lunatic:

i don't have a big problem with cracked.com, I guess cuz it's funny, but it's part of the same evil group of websites that includes e-how and a few others. they use computer algorithms to generate the story ideas based on how popular they will be in search engines. Then it assign out these "stories" to freelance…

pixie lott
she was everywhere when I was in London, it's weird that things can be huge in Britain but totally obscure here … you'd think with the internets and stuff …

apparently not.

overall i hear more '60s influence in their sound than mentioned in the review, but I definitely agree with R.E.M. comparison on "She's My Baby," I had the exact same thought when I heard it.

this is good
i like this record a lot. that is all.

i got pigs on my head but dont call me a pighead
First, fuck this musical nonesense. goddammit. Orwell shall not be tampered with.

good news everyone …. The original meaning was a Chocolate-eating jacket, similar to that of a smoking jacket, but I liked the idea of chocolate eating a jacket so much that I left the hyphen out for added ambiguity.

failed secondsies
failed secondsies

you win, C_K.

Filming ahead featuring giant scopes on handguns, minimalistic Casio scores and life-or-death basketball. Do Not Be Alarmed.

this album is great
see above

urging parents to be proactive
hahahaha in other words telling your kids about cool shit they either didn't know about or B.) further encouraging them to do stuff that they didn't before have the motivation to do.

Juanito, we're all very impressed with your qualifications.

At least when I c/p in a Kurt Vonnegut excerpt it got it right.

all the AV Club commenters have piles of unpublished text to submit to this thing hahahaha … oh wait … me too.