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jokes
Where did Tracy Morgan get that Whoopi Goldberg whig?

i think every sensible person knows Paul Reuben got a really raw, unfair deal with that non-scandal.

right, I suppose that's why I later made the distinction between entertainer and artist.

Perhaps it is a problem. If art is an extension of a person … ugh I dunno, I like MIA's music a lot less the more I know about her, but maybe that's cuz she combines the personal with the political … I guess Mel Gibson does too, with The Passion, etc, but if I'm watching payback or Lethal Weapon, there's not a whole

opinions and stuff
is it bad that I completely compartmentalize artists from their work?

haha congrats Cul-de-sak, you just cost my employer about an hour of productivity from me

i didnt know you couldn't like both charlie kaufman films and mel brooks films … they are so different they are hardly mutually exclusive.

on an airplane last month, every fat n old American in front of me was watching Two and Half Men on their little screens, some of which were chortling loudly and dumping KFC feedbags all of their faces.

sort of disagree
I still love this film, but each of his next two did suffer from the law of diminishing returns, whether that retroactively quashes my enjoyment of "Delicatessen," I'm not sure, since I saw it before Amelie and CoLC, but I'm guessing if I went back to it I'd still love it.

uh … read it with a chicago accent

And his step brother Michael Hawk.

opinions and stuff
man I really really, really, really hated the original British version. it killed comedy forever. Comedy, RIP, 2007.

this movie does fucking rule. ahhh, the memories, weed and college …

consumerism
the movie is for sale at amazon on bluray for like $6.99, hell yeah, I haven't seen it in like 3 years.

I hate True Lies. I really really hate True Lies.

eh i can't make up my mind, ima re do my Arnie list, and put Total Recall at the top and Terminator/T2 at No. 2.

i forgot to add: the epileptic editing ruined the action sequences for me, can't I just enjoy some 'splosions without a goddamn headache. Leave the MOTHERFUCKING camera be for a motherfucking second, or, i dunno, maybe just use a dolly for a shot every once inafucking while.

1. Terminator/T2
2. Total Recall
3. Predator
4. Running Man
5. Commando

maaaan
i really wanted to like this trash, I'm a sucker for any dystopian future, and anything withe a Battle Royal/Running Man plot, but holy god do I hate this film. I mean this shit is really despicable, and ugly, gross.

how has AV Club staff never heard that song before WTF