my friends keep threatening to buy me American Pickers and Pawn Stars posters
the skinnier of the two American Pickers is one of the more annoying Dbags on basic cable — A 40-year-old nerd who bought a V neck Tshirt and suddenly thought he was 22 again.

are you asking if this is the FIRST time he's been to jail? huh? are ya? please clarify.

I don't listen to the radio, but I've probably heard "Umbrella" upwards of 500 times. I don't know how that happens just as much as I don't know how you managed not to hear it. My brain doesn't get stuff.

I can't tell if you're joking, but how can you be a reader of the AV Club (and likely therefor other entertainment news sources) and have no idea who MIA was? Even MTV was showing clips of "Galang" five years ago.

Huey's too black sounding for me.

dammit
god dammit I'm never gonna get my rated-R Turtles reboot. I want them all wearing the black headbands, i want it dark a slimy and '80s new york in filthy sewers and for the turtles to use their goddamn weapons.

On "Nebraska," Bruce is clearly telling stories about America, like any fictional story teller in any medium (and yes, he does a little posturing, but the songs stand on their own).

I think "yellow journalism" was a sarcastic response from O'Neal defending the Time's use of, you know, verifiable sources.

I still like her music.
But, this profile is pretty damn awesome, and damning. And MIA essentially verifies any criticism levied against her by acting like a juvenile diva. What a cunt.

Postman
woot! niel postman is the man. im a goddamn postmaniac. always good to see an Amusing Ourselves to Death reference. i think my family is sick of me constantly nagging them to read that book.

er it's not the films opening scene but fonda's opening scene

something about that opening scene besides the blood bugs me, maybe it was the shitty acting by the kids

ah, I didn't know that re. the fake-looking blood. That's always driven me nuts.

Claudia Cardinale
there really are no words … oh my god ::changes pants::

yeah dammit in my rush to be the best I couldn't remember what made the best dickhead.

Obligitory Neil Postman remark
Postman would tell her to go die in the same fire as O'Reilly, et al.

must have gone to private school
here's a better one:

kaboom
that picture looks like a video game still, natch.

i hated the original 'Death at a Funeral' and I'm avoiding the new one.

can't have it both ways
I can understand signing on to Indy IV thinking it's gonna be good, based on the pedigree, but of you don't like crap, then don't try to pretend like you signed onto Transformers 1 (or 2 or 3 for that matter) for anything but cynical/crass/shallow reasons.