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i think Human Nature is pretty great as is.

I didn't make it that far

we're mean and unreasonable
"Well, I had been listening to Jackson Browne, The Eagles, and Linda Ronstadt"

Mary J. Blige sucks.
Mary J. Blige sucks.

Funny or Die Presents is unforgivably awful, what a disappointment. That shit reeks.

I also missed when the "internets apparently turned on Aziz"

who wants to know, who wants to know?
every time i see the name of this album i get that goddamn "Are You Jimmy Ray" song from the late 90s stuck in my head. shit.

robin hood will flop
robin hood will flop

i got no problem with Terrence Howard, just his fucking performance in Iron Man. half of you need to relax.

terrence howard was fucking horrible in the first one, he sounded like Chappelle doing his fake crusty white guy voice.

and … hudson hawk!!!!! right?

and twelve monkeys duh duh

and pulp fiction duh

FBK
as much as i miss Friday Buzz Kills, Newswire has gotten a lot better (and more timely) since Sean has been posting things at a mad clip.

fuck it, I'm goin over to Amazon and gettin this shit on BluRay. Ya'll got me nostalgic for a bloodbath and now I gotta see Commando in high definition bahahaha

I didn't know this was a contest: everyone saw Commando as a kid. the point was I was high enough to watch it twice in a row.

AHGHHUHGH
I watched Commando twice in one day in collage. haha, so much weed.

aw man i totally forgot about descent. that was the shit. i had an Power Mac and it was one of like, 2 games available for that OS. I played the shit out of that and Civ II.

Reindeer Games is a "great movie"
hahaha how were both Vin and Donal considered right for the same part wtf?

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has Lucy always looked like a tranny or do i only think that cuz of Rat Race?