Wolfman: I laughed out loud the first time I saw a building explode in Prototype, and then cried when every other explosion was the same effect copy/pasted to a new city block. the gated entrances to the military bases are pretty funny when they crimp like a soda can when anything happens to them, too.

that's the Saigon whore that bit my nose off
I thought we already decided that "Dirty Work" was the best movie to include dead hookers in Cadillac trunks, Norm McDonald sodomy jokes, Artie Lang back hair jokes and self-deprecating Chevy Chase jokes.

i tried to rent RFG yesterday but blockbuster was all out. ended up with prototype instead and was pleasantly surprised, even if the city looks like a bunch of interchangeably bland buildings hidden by a ugly fog. body surfing a civilian into the pavement? awesome. throwing cars at helicopters? awesome. WWF elbow drop…

awwww man i wanted to post the first Bobby Womack reference.

Deaf Row
finally, albums that double as pogs that I can listen to on my minidisc player!

i don't get jokes

It would be unwise to speak shit of the Otara Millionaires Club. They can, with the minuscule effort, buy you, your family and all your handmaidens many times over.

slam away boys
num num num look at that prego biscuit.

bullshit
why is this book only available on the kindle edition on amazon? I'm not clinically retarded, so I don't own a kindle. wtf.

the first 20 minutes of Stripes is some of the best Bill Murray out there. Caddyshack is the funniest movie he's in, Groundhog Day is the movie most made great by Murray alone (and I guess I'd agree his best overall movie) and Rushmore is my favorite of Murray's sad-eyed years.

Every once in a while counter culture/alternative music bubbles to the surface of popularity, and the first act of a certain genre that does this is often awesome (Nirvana) but a tangential line always shoots out of their butt, and every band on that line is always terrible.

is that a motherfatherin' Heroes reference? you must be new here. try something using the words "Omar," "Baltimore," "String" or "yo" next time.

Now I may be a simple country chicken …

I didn't know what Murray meant exactly either …

i kept scrolling and scrolling hoping to find bananas and at least a short clip of that court scene …. and then nothing, just Liar Liar and a bunch of other court scenes that don't hold a lighted fart to Bananas.

once again the sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.

No, no that can't be an actual character, the image must have come from the famed April fool's episode when Kirk beamed up wearing a pig's mask as a goof.

all bow to Vigo the Carpathian. Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy, just FYI.

dookie breaf
the second, Burton-free pee-wee movie is awful

I think I have only heard of one (the bassist from the thermals) of the last 4 or 5 they've done.