I'll just go ahead and assume I'm either missing the joke/pun or don't know an inside joke about your spelling of grievous.

kill me, etc
this is the first time ive ever heard of this dude

I'm undecided about the new Newsweek … it's trying really hard to reinvent itself but it doesn't even know exactly what the reinvention should be … they didn't exactly say it, but I guess I agree with the Quirk, it's pretty much all opinion now.

In ur frickin frackin face O
that Newsweek article fucking lays waste to Opera, one hay maker to the face after another.

a pool party, yeah
The Aquabats - Pool Party

damnnnnn yo
(Thomas Jane, as a Thomas Jane-like nonentity in a nothing role)

(insert joke about giving Melissa some of my sausage) hehe

what an asshole
god that bum is so pretentious, ohhh I only heat with fires made from found objects and wear second-hand clothing, and I save dogs from certain euthanasia in my free time. Well la ti da, ya fucking vagrant.

i thought blagojevich's wifey was supposed to appar on this show in his place. did that happen?

Fred Durst reversed his hearse before eating a the first Sourburst (hot dog flavor).

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Mr. Von Salsa, your poem made me laugh out loud. Now my boss is giving me the "no smiling at work" look. And shit, I coulda had secondsies? I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it.

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Let me be the six or seventh to say it, I'm going to buy this, along with all the other Av Club lemmings.

after a few minutes contemplation … fuck this shit. Why the fuck is this even called "Bad Lieutenant?" Will come close to touching any themes as weighty as the redemption vs forgiveness, etc themes of the original?

EVER SUCKED A COCK? SHOW ME YOUR ASS!!!!
ever sucked a cock? HUH?
EVER SUCKED A COCK??

Thank you, Robert Denby, for your level-headed and informed post aimed at Dr. Robuttnik. You saved me the embarrassment and indignity of just insulting the Dr. for his spineless idiocy. I can't help myself.

@Batman. You said: "Scott, I think you have sort of missed the point of the movie … I think the movie ultimately says that while the United States causes a lot of collateral damage it is still done in the pursuit of somewhat righteous goals."

Ali G made this joke, too.

holy shit i haven't heard Hum since 4th grade. im dig that outta the crate.