i had no idea so many cities were in love with themselves, slacker in Austin, BB in Chicago, northern exposure in Minnesota. they don't have a movie about police paddy wagons running over 2-year-old girls, so that cant skyrocket to the top of Peoria's charts.

whoops, I accidentally credited you for Hammurabi's Codpiece's post also, either way, you two can com over to my place and drink as much cheap beer as you want.

Obvious Observation, not only is your command of the English language so thorough I can't tell if you're making up rules or not, I also owe you infinity-plus-one reach-arounds for that piece of phel thrashing.

on a slightly related note, more proof Peoria is the least tolerant and cultured town over 100,000 residents ever:

PW*

IPW, you made me crap myself at work, we're out of toilet paper so I had to wipe with my boxers and put them in the breakroom microwave.

um, Fall Out Boy wanted to play Boca Raton, and it said nay.

haha connery you got me good you fucker

i finally saw Body Heat for the first time last week. Kasdan might be the only guy i've ever seen that can write awesome sci fi and noir … but i guess it is all pulp

thanks beetle, wow i had no idea that song was that brutal, but Montad def got across a lot of that emotion even without me knowing the lyrics.

agreed

i'd agree, except at the end the foreigners specifically said the test was to see how they handled the money.

AHHH four million brothers, four trillion bullets and 44 gazillion titties and 44 hundred thousands pounds of marky mark action spectacle EXTREME MOTHER FUCKER

POSTMAN
Amusing Ourselves to Death is the best non-fiction book I have ever read. It made me hate everything, because television is everything in this fucking country.

i complained about Larry the Cable Guy earlier but didn't post what the current top five for Peoria fucking Illinois was, and they are just as terrible as Hotsyhotcakes claimed:

I wanted to hate "once" but liked it anyway

one of my all time favorite Chip Caray lines while butchering a Cubs broadcast: "Eric Karros should be getting lots of play down in Houston."

caught me domino

word fritzy
my comment was essentially made as a compliment. i need more.

in a Futurama episode the Amazonian women sentence Fry and gang to death by snu snu