are you in Alabama?

when will you finally punish me with some snu snu?

thanks Phel, hypocrisy is part of my nature

I didn't know Iowa was so violent.

Harbinger you son of a bitch

the only french language song i have is Yves Montand - Rue St. Vincent from the Rushmore soundtrack. i have no idea what he's saying but I love that fucking song

it was a Mallrats/Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid reference, for no good reason other than my job is boring as hell

every time Larry the Cable Guy releases a new movie, it appears on the "what people in your shit hole of a rat infested city are viewing" list. But I live in fucking Peoria, Il, so my life is a sick fucking joke anyway. a 13-year-old robbed a downtown bank here this week.

the more soccer moms accidentally renting Cronenberg the better

I haven't seen a Random Rules in ages … but I guess that's sort of an interview item too

since I'm the only one talking … I'll hijack my own thread … has the frequency of AV Club features and non-interview articles decreased since the advent of Decider?

blah
is no one commenting around here anymore, im just trying to collect firsties here

I just picked up LaFleur's greatest hits at the mall

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how to say first in french

chicken pox parties …

unless I've missed it, I'd like to see a TV Club review of Krod Mandoon. I haven't watched it, don't want to watch it, but can't I hate it vicariously?

im sorry
the big reveal at the end made me laugh, and I know we don't watch SP to call out plot holes but … assuming a planet could actually build a hyper drive (thats how you get accepted into the Universe club in the first place) and give it to the "space gangster," then they would never have to kill the gangster…

I may be a simple country Hyper-Chicken but I know when we're finger-licked

"everything was finally coming up Milhouse"
nice, one of my favorite Simpsons quotes ever. that made my day.

PW: can I borrow that video of Miley doing the pterodactyl in your apartment?