syrup*

i cut this old man's grass for 5 years when i was a teenager, and when i was done he'd always bring me a 2-year-old Pepsi like it was the greatest fucking prize in the world. but it was hot and humid as shit so i'd drink the flat corn suryp down without complaining, and then i found $20.

word

i dont know anything i havent heard in a song lyric, so i'll agree with Screaming Yellow Zonker Harris, and add that guys go for looks and girls go for status.

i liked Pineapple Express, i was just sayin that it wasn't a "thinking man's comedy," although I don't even know what the fuck that means, now that I think about it.

I'm holding out for a Bad Lieutenant/Wes Anderson mutation.

I wouldn't exactly call pineapple express a thinking man's comedy, but i know what you mean. many of my best friends are predictable in the same way.

if 'Shaun of the Dead' taught me anything, it's that dogs can't look up

ahh then yeah, Dan, hell I like you, you can come to my place and fuck my sister!

thanks, sounds good.

nice!
this is the best gateway to geekery since the first one on french new wave. i have tons of this shit on my amazon wish list but didn't know where to start. I'm happy that big book of pulps received a positive reaction.

Phel, can my punishment be death by snu-snu? pleassssse?

hahahha

iron man
"Part of what's been interesting about your career is, however accidentally, you never got to go to that point where you could make the big action films. In the long run, are you happier for that?"

even more Jewy than Kyle's New York cousin Kyle?

damn that's jewy as hell

yehaw
"Fans of chubby, mulleted, foul-mouthed scatological misanthropes"

I'm 23 and look 18, with acne and everything. Be lucky some of you actually do age.

and this is gonna be a realy hated comment … but dude's voice sounds like the Better than Ezra singer, a lot.

When I Died and Sweet Jane
the sample track's chord progression reminds me of "Sweet Jane." But I guess that's 'cause it's a prototypical rock progression…
maybe it's the strumming style … I dunno … dammit