In that picture her bottom lip is like three times as big as her top lip.

I'm totally gonna marry Ms. Faris. I know all it will take is one meeting and she'll see what agreat guy I am!!!!! We'll go to Maverick Family Steak House, and she can order whatever she wants. Money is no issue!!!! I'll wear this really cool collared shirt I got at Express with a gift card and these cool dark jeans,…

Bonitis is the only funny disease. i wish the moderators would just start deleting all this cancer aids bullshit.

To me it looks like a leprechaun to me!

What about some zatarains?

FRIDAY MOTHER FUCKING BUZZ KILL
This feature was all fine and good but I WANT MY FUCKING BUZZ KILLED. NOW. DAMMIT.

can we just pretend we can't hear each other through the walls

I'm pretty interested in Prison Wine's boxes of dead hookers and used needles.

Everything on TNN, SciFi, UPN and the WB

Scrubs Reruns on TBS, TNT, WGN, Comedy Central, NBC, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, CNBC, Animal Plant, Lifetime, Hallmark Channel

hahah fail, you idiot! and you speeled his name wrong!

this is my favorite movie!
and the first that Juston was ever in!

collecting
firsties
that no one
will ever see
is fun
when bored
!

OhTPoss: I appreciate your concern for my delicate sensibilities.

so you really really liked Ali G in da House?

first
first time i ever failed!

if i take my herpes medication will that stop me from etting AIDS from Kiera?

i'd pee in her butt?

haha sister your so stupid. your sooooo stupid you made a mistake. hahaha oh man remember that one time Sister made a mistake. ROFL ROFL ROFL LOLOLOLOLOLOL holy shit she was like "spelling" and then he was like "stab" and then we were like "ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL!!!!!"

the sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor