I was put off by the "First Class to Coach" metaphor. It's not quite a cliche, but I doubt it truly articulates the feeling of this situation.

Thank goodness I have 600 dollars lying around
I can finally go out and purchase a system significantly less fewer people are playing.

I think comparing Twain to Carlin is incredibly apt.

Yeah, that was an awful movie.

I think we can hope for something funny from the SNL Crew.

It's a book that would have been better left a short story.

or read PKD's short fiction because it's fantastic.

History
I'm reading about the American Revolution, and some Howard Zinn for good Socialist measure. I also have to read A World Lit Only By Fire for Europe History. What else are some good history picks?

Yeah, I didn't get it.

What the hell is Hockey?

I'll tell you what
That actress in the staring role looks ultra fuckable.

Must avoid making a really hilarious but ultimately racist comment about this woman…

Snake… Snake… SNAKE!
THE METAL GEAR WAS ON THE UNDERWEAR!

Why is this not being updated?
Srsly?

Who the fuck is this Fish dude?
OH!

@blah

A) Evil Dead 2 was the movie featured.
B) Both Evil Dead movies kick your ass, SOPSGGW. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you're some sort of sissy ninny pants begging for a beating just for saying that.

Is Fight Club going to be on here?

@Aunt Bea

Hold Steady (itunes it bitches), No Age, and Portishead please.