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The Grand Galactic Inquisitor! Oh man, memories :)

I'm sure you're right - there's no way the actual movie could have looked that bad. I still don't really wanna watch 'em, though. I don't get it though, the orcs worked perfectly in the original movies, what changed in orc-costume technology since then?

Holy shit, I don't know if there's much overlap between Comedy Bang Bang fans and Venture Bros fans, but I just realised that Brendon Small does some voices on this show, most notably Hector Molina, who obviously has the exact same voice as Tiny! I'm now convinced the Victor voice was on this show too - am I right in…

Didn't watch any of these movies but from what I've seen, this clip included, the CGI is awful. I don't understand how it's in any way sensible to make the orcs CGI instead of humans in makeup. It worked incredibly well in the LOTR movies, and by contrast they look completely terrible here. Is it really that much more…

Man, I saw the ad for Mortdecai on TV and was sure it was some kind of Tropic Thunder-style fake movie. It looks so completely shit… even the posters are terrible, just the three leads on a blank background wearing moustaches, as if that's inherently hilarious. It is weird how Depp's career has plummeted. He's been a…

Fabulous episode. I love Maya Rudolph, Reggie, and of course Hot Soccermom, and goodness wasn't Maria Bamford great. She and Maya need to do the show more!

SHUT UP!!

"Goodbye, Troy. I'll always remember you… but not from your films" is such an obvious yet perfect ending to that episode. Almost as good as the ending of Mother Simpson where she lets out a "D'oh!"

I'm afraid I had to. Was actually considering going through all the quotes and correcting them from memory, but thankfully stopped after about three. Yeah.

That must be acceptable. Two of the most hilarious Simpsons moments ever are just sounds: the noise of the fish being sat on in Time & Punishment and the noise of the football hitting Moleman's groin in A Star Is Burns.

Homer is so fucking weird in that scene. Amazing

"You suck, McBain!"

"We'll DIG our way out!" is so useful in real life.

I am shocked. Shocked! Well, not that shocked.

It's actually "You shot who in the what now?" and "Moon Pie! What a time to be alive." I'm sorry.

"Take that, Dick Fa-" *tape cuts off*

"Just hook it to my veins!"

"And that's when the CHUDS came at me…"