Zero gravity period is why the American space program was so resistant to letting women be astronauts.

Just pretend that I'm posting under a fake account with the name "Joan Rivers":

@avclub-285c595717332b49cfb72d1d48a5a962:disqus , that delighted me far more than it probably should have.

@Scrawler2:disqus 
Grail Knight at a Red Sox game:  "You have chosen…poorly."

Hey! I was at that show too, I think. I was one of the pasty shut-ins.

The belt?

We don't.

How are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Oderus Urungus?

And I see that Leo Grocery already covered this a few threads down.

I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be Arthur Alexander. Names are hard.

I didn't pay attention to the byline before I started reading, so that was my first clue that this piece wasn't written by O'Neal.  Actually the second; the first was that I didn't laugh.

Ray Holt!

It's your Stroszek, then.

I read that as "Seth Rogen" as well because I had already read "Jason Segel" and that got me in that Apatow-universe frame of mind.  Who is Seth Gordon again?

I remember when this was in regular rotation on IFC back when it actually showed independent films.  Always one of my favorites.

Munn, O., only pawn…in game of life.

So his eerie power to fog people's minds works better in person, is what you're saying?

If Jim Parsons' job is to make me laugh EVER, even like ONCE, then I'd say he really sucks at his job.  But the same goes for the entirety of BBT.

I didn't watch the broadcast, so when Anna Gunn won, was she just staring into space until after 10 seconds someone finally nudges her, "Anna, you won!  Get up there!"?

Spike TV gave me a chocolate swirlie.