The difference is none of those things make you go, "Wait a minute" while you're watching the movie.

It's a slow day at work, so…

Off the top of my head:

All his crazy stuff would've been fine had it been an act he puts on for the public. I just wanted him to do Zuckerberg again. That would have been a fine performance.

It's a long, long way to turn a minor bit of trivia into a significant plot point.

That depends on how white, male, and underqualified you are.

You don't have to compare it to anything else to see what's wrong with it.

Maybe he was trying to distance himself emotionally from the two sociopaths that raised him.

You can take the daughters out of Sodom, but you can't take the Sodom out of the daughters.

Affleck is set to direct, but they haven't settled on a script, I believe. And he's penned one, so if they're not total morons (and that's a big "if" at this point), they'll go with that.

Oh, I greatly prefer that. Besides, as long as they're charging the same price, it's essentially the same process as lining up beforehand. Except I don't have to wait in a big line.

Wonder Woman and Alfred and When I Got to Go Home

Zack Snyder doesn't understand subtlety? That can't be right.

Their saving grace could be Wonder Woman. I believe that's too far along to push, and could be good.

There are lies, damn lies, and publicly released budget figures for major studio movies.

It's not really laundering if you use the money to buy more drugs.

What?

Honestly, having peace of mind and not having to stand in line is worth the stupid "convenience" fee.

Let's just say it moved me… to A BIGGER HOUSE!

She was great, and her music was indeed awesome, but your Batman v. Superman movie is in serious trouble when the best part is neither Batman nor Superman.