Well on paper they looked very qualified.

I always checked the careers of my writing professors for that very reason.

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "I need to improve my FICO score!"… and I'll…

I know of people that were extremely good at buckling down and studying, did great in high school, did great in college… and then, upon graduation, discovered they had no idea what they wanted to do with their life.

Basic money management, renter's rights, basic cooking, basic auto maintenance…

People have been hit by lightning. Therefore, all surfaces of all structures must be equipped with lightning rods.

I don't know, this doesn't reek of cattiness OR pent up sexual tension.

To be fair, when you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way.

To cut one student may be regarded as a misfortune; to cut both looks like carelessness.

That you know of.

Tobacco?

SOY! SOY!

Edgy performance.

You haven't really heard a customizable coffee shop audio simulator until you've heard it on vinyl.

No one's kissing those grits.

Something something hot beef injection.

What was the tipping point? The books, video games, cartoons…?

I mean, not that next-level. This is Disney, owner of Marvel.

Hey man, they have a name. Jawas.

Let's rock!