Something something Duracell.

And, as we all know, a man's physical attractiveness is what society has deemed most important.

Since when is the typical model not underweight?

Why not both?

What's your point?

…You realize TIM was the bad guy, right?

Is there anyone Moore doesn't think is a sexual deviant?

Other option: "Great, will do, who do I give my background paperwork to, and when do I get paid?"

I mean, technically they were correct about "the ACLU is on it faster then you can say ambulance chaser", just not in the way they hoped.

I wonder if Jesus had anything for a scenario like that, like a rule. A Golden Rule, even.

What up, my glip-glops?

"You don't owe that old Building and Loan anything."

Still better than Damien Hirst.

Yeah, that's one the teacher would need to approach cautiously.

I don't see a problem with that. Other religion's/culture's creation myths can be on the table too.

Finally, the Sister Act/Caged Heat mashup we deserve.

All I know is they both eventually gave use the Bureau of Land Management.

Good thing Jesus didn't say anything about the whole "house of prayer"/"den of thieves" issue.

Thank God It's Flowers in the Attic

Well… yeah…