-Dan Savage

What?

Sometimes dead is better.

If I were his daughter, I'd be tempted to become Patty Hearst 2.0.

Why would you do that to yourself?

Foreign relations would be the worst. He's a deeply insecure bully who says whatever comes across his mind. First time China pisses him off, he'd say, "You know what? We're done. We're done with China. We're not doing any more trade with China" and then that's it for the world economy.

Idea: Buy thousands of Trump hoodies, distribute to homeless populations around the country.

It worked in Italy.

It was nominated though, and I think that's a good sign that the academy is coming around to movies with wider appeal.

But… Mad Max…

Somewhere Cheap Has Fallen

What the hell copy of Animal Farm did you read?

I thought he was dead.

If only there were some sort of rich mythology to draw from. Like comic books or something.

That sounds like big government talk to me.

Alright, put it this way: it'd be a good fifty years before any super-irradiated mega-cockroach dare use their experience as a business insect as a reason why people should vote for them.

"Is it the evil leapers again, Al?"
"No, the guy you leapt into is involved in something called 'The AV Club'."

Get someone else to furnish you with pictures and then you, in return, furnish a war.

Marmadon't…ke.

To be fair, it's hard to do ANYTHING in 40k without some sort of genocide.