That's roughly how the God Emperor of Mankind works, right?

They say a lot of things. A lot of Jon Snow things.

I actually didn't get my Mew through a glitch (well, I sort of did). I don't know how my neck of the woods got it, but a friend of a friend of a friend had a Mew, and eventually it made the rounds via the cloning glitch.

To be fair, I was 10.

Final team?

There was also that fact that picking Bulbasaur meant you could demolish Brock and Misty easily.

The only bummer about Silver was that my childhood save is gone because of that damn internal battery. Whereas I can still load up Blue and see my team. I only had one save file, I couldn't bear to ever restart the game. And besides, with the exception of a single rare candy, I trained my Bulbasaur all the way up to a…

I got Silver right away, and didn't have a guide. When I learned I was going to go BACK to Kanto, and essentially have twice as much game, it was unbelievable.

You're not my supervisor!

There's very little meat in the gym mats.

So I just went over to EW to try to register an account with spot.im. Apparently it lets you comment with a randomly assigned color+noun username. I clicked on the "customize your profile" thing and then a box popped up with nothing but the word "Login", except it wasn't a link.

BUH DEE DOH DEE DOH

EVERYBODY PANIC

The McConnell: When you're trying to do the deed but then a turtle nips at the head of your penis.

I'll take care of it. I'm super good at Papers, Please.

The country or the state?

"Do you think I'd meet more women if I changed my name to Tango?"
"Don't change your name again, Bill."

I think Amazing Spider-Man 2: Electric Blue-Jaime-Foxx-galoo unseated Spider-Man 3.

Then maybe open with that.

So hit him again.