Was it a young Spike Lee, trying to call Kris Jenner?

I think it could be doable.

No, no, Adidas and Puma are the Nazi shoe companies.

Crowley is all well and good, but where's that American dreamboat, Jack Parsons?

Death of the Family was pretty meh, in my opinion. I guess I'm just pointlessly pining for Grant Morrison's Arkham Asylum Joker or Brian Azzarello's Joker Joker.

I really dislike the new Harley Quinn stuff. The Joker is like a caricature of himself (which could work in other circumstances). He's so flat that it's hard to buy Harley's rejection. This isn't the slick manipulator of, say, the animated series.

Yeah, geez, where can I find comics about fictional straight men?

Ha, likewise. I was like, "Wait, (s)he knows me from the avocado…"

That was sarcasm.

Oh god yes. The attention to detail is incredible. I was on the Haunted Mansion last night, and it occurred to me that it's a great example of what makes Disneyland so good. They basically looked at 100+ years of tricks and effects, perfected them, and wove them all seamlessly together. Imagineers are like the MIB:…

If you live close enough by, annual passes are absolutely worth it. Fiancee the Barbarian and I just popped in for a couple hours last night. Being able to go whenever you want is nice, but the really nice part is being able to leave whenever you want and not feel like you've wasted money by cutting out early.

The merchandise they have at Disneyland is pretty incredible. You can buy full size costumes if you have ten thousand bucks lying around.

Have you SEEN the cast of Hamilton? What's this country coming to?!

Is there any other way to jack?

I never really liked that Law and Order spin-off.

Or Acula.

It's exactly the same as those god damn liberals celebrating/not-being-upset about the death of Scalia.

How do they keep up with the news like that?

That's not how you spell Homestuck.

From when Cartman is trying to train the pony to bite off Scott's dick: