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Onan the Barbarian
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That was my big issue with Now You See Me.

I don't think so, but the mark of a good twist is that it's possible for the audience to figure it out if they're paying attention. For example, Patrick and Moira in Bioshock.

Mockingbird: House Finch
Mockingbird: House Robinson
Mockingbird: House Ewell

Didgeridildoo.

Which is fine. Just don't bill it as a review.

I heard he was dead.

If you're review run time is a third of the movie run time, you are bad at reviewing.

And sometimes it just doesn't matter. Indiana Jones riding the submarine to the Nazi base makes no sense. And yet Raiders is still one of the best movies of all time.

…Fifteen god damn minutes? For a movie review?!

Yeah, if you've set aside a small amount that you intend to lose, a day at the tracks can be fun. There's only so many races, and they're short but exciting, with time between to collect winnings, discuss the next bets, eat and drink. Though I don't see the point of going alone.

"Listen, I have a system…"

It feels like we're saying nothing at all

I would like a full length version of Worker and Parasite.

Maybe Moe gets a cell phone?

Sometimes, dead is better.

*cough*

@avclub-5f6a9f5130f01738ca241e16bf0b6c61:disqus is right. Let's none of us have a cow.

Spike Lee, get off the stage, sweetheart.

When I grow up I'm going to bovine university.

Very few cartoons are broadcast live. It's a terrible strain on the animators' dental plan.