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Onan the Barbarian
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Spot the Pop-Culture References

B+?!

At the time of this writing, it's at a "C".

It's worth remembering that those monologues are coming from a mentally ill drug addled recluse.

So it can learn to pick itself back up.

I don't now, have you sat through it? It's excruciating.

Things just look so much warmer on zoetropes.

"Reddit in the Wild" would be a great feature of some website.

It's Thin White Duke. Duke.

And The Wild Thornberrys.

Suck on THAT, Sir Ian!

Don't forget Christian!

They can't get it loud enough.

What's so baffling is that they can check for themselves with a GPS. GPS literally could not work if their crazy ideas were true.

Not Apple TV owners, that's for sure.

And such terrible attention spans! I bet they couldn't even get through an entire

So, you like bread sticks, eh? Well, have all the bread sticks in the world!

I like the one that makes you pay for every house and hotel you own. AKA, the Oh-you-were-winning?-Fuck-you-no-you're-not card.

Was it Batman?

Get the orange ones. That's how to win.