You know that scene in I Love Lucy where they need like four people to translate from French to German to Spanish to English? Do that.

Hire a sex worker.

Hire a sex worker.

There is a difference between "I don't like it" and "It's bad".

I thought you loved double-Penn…

The line, "I tripped, I'm drunk, stay out of my shit" could have easily fit in either show.

I got a Happy Endings notification for this?!

Scientologists?

Would you say it's… super sad?

Mel, get off the stage sweetheart.

"Those of you who did not receive a rose, I'm sorry. You are not All the President's Men."

You sure are.

The annoying thing is that it didn't have to be this way. It was created by Tom Kapinos (creator of Californication). If anyone could handle the character on TV, it should've been him.

As a huge fan of the source material, let me just say, AUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

I think I've seen that exact combination in Cards Against Humanity.

I mean, I was posting from my job on one of the lots, but sure.

God dammit, I came up with this way too late:

Compare her IMDB to his. She worked a LOT more.

She's worked every year since The X-Files ended.

Whoa whoa whoa… there can't be gun violence and children going hungry at the same time.