It may not mirror scripture, but "Heaven on Their Minds" does touch on things like Jesus's origins ("Like his father carving wood / he'd have made good") and the political climate ("Listen Jesus, do you care for your race? / Don't you see we must keep in our place? / We are occupied"). Both are critical to…

I got a Happy Endings notification for this?!

Motorheads dildos is dildos.

Hey, hey. Every rose has its thorns, okay?

But Axl is an asshole.

If Lemmy can die, what hope do the rest of us have?

Fuck.

Echoing other comments, I think this article ultimately comes down to how the vast majority of pro-Jesus songs are Christian Rock, which is just all around garbage.

I see it as punching up versus punching down.

And I think it would with another religious figure too.

Oh, Odinist. Nevermind.

I'm gonna keep being too stupid to fail.

"You're… quite… good… at… awakening… the… Force."

Sorry, I only speak jive.

Oh, me too. It's super helpful to be a white dude. I mean, when I'm in a position where I can promote diversity, I will, but man does being white and male make life way easier.

The closest thing to joy was the strip where Alice was so burdened with projects that failure was inevitable, and she realized that that set her free.

Whenever MRAs try to pretend they're some subjugated minority, I want to shake them and rub their faces in the demographics of the US congress.

I hope Fuller House Bob Saget got meaner with age, stopped giving a fuck, and became as crude as stand-up Bob Saget. I'd watch that show.

Yeah, but that's in fish years.

The situation is well in hand.