"Just play Motorhead" is generally good advice.

Not now, I'm… too drunk.

I'd like to see "Make Them Hear You" from Ragtime turned into some sort of power ballad.

I love Assassins. I love a good villain song, so it's a delight when a whole show is basically that (see also: Sweeney Todd).

And the Jingle Cats.

It's no Scotland, PA, that's for sure.

I thought the hash key redirected you Whovian's personal extension.

I was trying to reply to one of his comments from six minutes ago, but apparently it was deleted:

Or, when every asshole puts in their two cents, those two cents are inevitably shitty.

WHERE?

They can be in lesbians.

Ahem… Dolby theatre.

I really hope that the 1138th person also saw Star Wars.

I'd like to point out, and I didn't know this until a recent episode the podcast Scriptnotes, the quote is more accurately rendered as "Nobody knows anything." It's not that everyone is a moron, it's that nothing is ever certain. Especially when it comes to movies, where you're trying to predict what people will want…

I've long toyed with the idea of setting up a stream that simulates 80s and 90s television. I have an account on a private torrent tracker that gives me access to a lot of material in that vein, but I'm poor and lazy.

I can't cut the cord because I need to be able to put something on the TV and let it go. I'm paralyzed by choice with streaming services.

How about… Ghost Mutt?

They aren't, Jabba was actually a weird pervert.

Simpsons writers of the world of tomorrow.

A novel by James Woods.