Fans are always the worst part of anything. They've definitely scared me off with all the parts of Doctor Who that I "have to see". That said, when I catch the occasional episode, I often like it.

You know what they say, "No scarf, no larf."

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a musket is a good guy with a bayonet.

Flintlock or nothing!

I would also support some sort of mechanism on all civilian guns that would make reloading take longer. I'm not sure if such a thing is possible, however.

"On the one hand, I hate American capitalism. On the other, American capitalism makes it really easy to get guns so I can express my hatred of American capitalism."

"Who needs courage when you have… a gun?"

Probably all the stories of a "good guy with a gun" taking out a mass shooter. We've had 355 this year; surely some armed civilian took out one shooter. Right?

I dunno, when 20 kids were killed I guess we decided that nothing would be worth gun control.

I remember a lot of people complaining about the end of the series being a deus ex machina, which I always thought wasn't fair, since from episode frakking 1 it was stated that god exists and is guiding everything.

Maybe, just maybe, he's trying to save a guy from an absurd jail sentence.

I hope that thing where it speeds up, then slows down, then speeds up happens.

Also, you should win things by watching!

"Who is that?"
"Are you dense? Are you retarded, or something? That's Bruce God-damn Wayne."

Nothing is more egregious than Green Arrow's beard.

I think I'll go watch the animated Dark Knight Returns again instead. At least that had Robocop.

That's not Batman: Odyssey.

Oh man, two superheroes who don't like each other and fight but then put aside their differences when a greater threat appears? What will they come up with next?!

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Cough syrup? Plain, ordinary, over-the-counter children's cough syrup?