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"No pork for me because, well, you know why."

I would have thought that the tape made by Armin Meiwes would be the holy grail among those types.

I completely agree. I see people fretting about automation putting tons of people out of work, rather than making it so that everyone has to work less. Wasn't that the future we were promised? Robots doing more of the work so we could do less?

I would also like to see pro-life protesters attacking businesses that don't have mandatory paid maternity and paternity leave. Which is basically all of them, so it could take a while.

In their fantasy world, it's not worth it for tax payers to cover someone else's health care because they "didn't earn it", even if it means flooding the streets with dangerous lunatics.

"There's these foreigners, from Wakanda, wherever that is, they're coming here, and they're assaulting American citizens. And we have to put a stop to it, you know I was just talking to Captain America, a real nice guy, and we have to put a stop to it.

You best not be talking about Earl Butz that way in corn country!

It's the same attitude that many pro-life people have; a baby is a sacred life that must be protected… until it's born, then fuck you if you need welfare.

Blaming it on mental health is a red herring, but since so many politicians insist on doing it, maybe they should, you know, advocate free universal mental health care.

Yup! I mean, if we're assuming the government has declared literal war on gun owners, I suppose drone strikes would be more practical.

It's baffling that people think that they could stop the government if the government really, truly wanted to take their guns.

I don't understand who would want to live in that world. People have crappy impulse control already, without having instant access to a gun at all times.

ATTN: All men
RE: Condoms

Over the long holiday The Future Mrs. The Barbarian and I finally watched the atrocious Fifty Shades of Grey. TFMtB got to talking to my mother about it. My mom is a novelist, with a pseudonymous side series about a gay detective (I abstain from those books, lest Freud pop back to life and have a field day). They both…

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I have no idea what this means.

If we don't constantly remind artists that they are terrible, who will? Besides themselves, I mean.

Counterpoint: Heart of Ice.

The Dexter example is really terrible, because that twist didn't need to be "crowdsourced". It was stupid and obvious, like everything after season 4.