Why would Superman need to take off Batman's mask? Couldn't he just use his x-ray vision?

A Werner Herzog Barbie movie.

I don't think there's necessarily a conspiracy, but, well… try to pick up an issue of Fantastic Four.

Instead, Han Solo will be played by, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

Poe's Law?

I've seen White Wolf games more straightforward than all that, and that's saying something.

Will Smith? The actor?

Sounds more like something Tom Cruise would say think.

♫ I'm going off the rails on a crazy brain ♫

Oh @avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus , she likes you more than the moon, the stars, POETIC IMAGE 36 NOT FOUND.

I generally like Max Landis's ideas more than the execution. I really, really like the first issue of Superman: American Alien. But I don't see how he can pretend to be this outsider voice when he's Hollywood royalty.

Where'd you get five bucks? I want five bucks.

I think I saw Smokin' Aces and not Lucky Number Slevin… which was the one where the old guy needed a heart?

Everything's so exaggerated.

That sounds more like a Morganville idea.

The mistake was asking her for coffee. Brits need tea.

Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island ugly, not Cornelius on Planet of the Apes ugly.

Can I ask, reserving judgement, just how old you and your friends were when you first saw it?

Talking monkey?

I've found that it's the one thing everyone in the industry thinks they know something about.