You're right, it is indeed shameful how the government has forcibly censored Donald Trump and SNL.

No shame in that.

The opening of The Banana Splits. I'd sometimes fall asleep watching Cartoon Network as a kid, and later watching Boomerang as an adult, and then those… things would come on at 4 AM, jolting me awake. The creepy, droning, "tra-la-la-la's", the unnerving, herky-jerky movements of the vaguely-animal characters, all…

"But let's talk once I take off my sheet."

"Look, no one's suggesting we stop murdering black people…"

Sure.

It's basically a manual for being a selfish asshole.

I always assumed it meant that the flag didn't need to be dry-cleaned.

But… Reagan liked Star Wars…

Lo, I have nearly died, and seen the Lord, Jesus, and he said unto me:

If you want to see something particularly disgusting, read up on prosperity theology.

Alright, Dan Harmon, maybe it's time for a break.

Apparently a 1995 movie called "Powder". Here's the investigation, with sourced links: http://quoteinvestigator.co…

If you make a Chekov pun in Act I, it has to come back in Act III.

Will we finally find out what he wants on his hot dog?

It's got ads, so the for-profit thing shouldn't be an issue.

Someone posted a picture of people with cellphones, and a quote attributed to Einstein: "I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots."

The integration of the search box and the url bar has not done any favors.

"Sure, but SOMETHING like that happened…"

There's an interesting book called "Trust Me, I'm Lying" written by a media manipulator. He described that process as "trading up the chain". Make something up, get some blogs with low standards to pick it up, then get more legitimate sources to use those blogs as sources, and so on, until it's on CNN.