You would be wrong. I saw a bunch of people seriously commenting on a story from a similar site about Yoko Ono admitting she had an affair with Hillary Clinton.

Fun fact (that you might already know): the software they were using named pictures with the file extension .brush, so the initial file was guy.brush. They liked it so much that they went ahead and made it his name.

I hate sites like these. They just trick stupid people, and then those people show up on my Facebook feed, and then I look like a jerk when I point out how fake it is.

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Or read one of Albert Fish's letters.

I could not disagree more about real serial killers' thinking being unscary.

It was particularly odious how several candidates decried the democrats for failing to talk about better work opportunities for women, while they all condemned Planned Parenthood in the previous debate.

I'd imagine so, given the respect he has for hardasses he's worked for. You can see it in his books.

Shouldn't you be working on your podcast, Maron?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure behind the scenes they're advising on content.

Would you rather perform an abortion or vaccinate your own child?

It's about time Fox gave a rich conservative a fair shake.

Women always seem to have trouble with the wall. They can't ever seem to find the door.

I'm just as lecherous but more hands on.

I was not aware of this.

Hey, I had hot dogs defrosting in there!

Hey, as long as people were fuckin' on camera, I was happy.

I don't know… I feel straighter than I used to be, I guess? I was openly bi in high school and college. Maybe I just got sick of the condescension, maybe it's because I only have eyes for The Future Mrs. The Barbarian.

Think of it this way: in ancient times, might made right, and that was it. Men were physically stronger, so what men said, went.

You're going to want to throw away that handkerchief.