Teacher, mother… secret lover.

Alright, so I want to broaden my Lynch knowledge. I'm currently watching Twin Peaks for the first time (just got to David Duchovny). What's the best entry-point into this movies? Eraserhead?

I usually say I have to go return some video tapes.

And because it always makes me laugh, here is Dana Gould as Maurice Evans as Dr. Zaius as Hal Holbrook as Mark Twain.

Humans are a menace! A walking pestilence! And some, I assume, are good.

It's called a bowcaster, people. Geez, where the hell is Reposted Wookieepedia?!

Hey, mistakes like that are how things like Garfield: The Movie get made.

I'm guessing it'll go down like

That's stupid. If he were a clone, his name would be Luuke.

I have a feeling he won't be making it out of this movie alive, so.

What is this, a Classic Simpsons review, or an E.E. Cummings poem?

I assume it won't be a book. You'll be able to buy a log or something that screams the text at you.

That's… not actually true.

I'm really sick of the whole "UGH everything is orange and blue!" sentiment. Recall elementary art, and the color wheel. Each of the three primary colors have complimentary secondary colors. Yellow-purple, red-green, blue-orange. Yellow and purple won't look natural, red and green are too closely tied to Christmas,…

Woah! A talking dog! What were you guys smoking when you came up with that?

Beer?

Popup… ads?

I never worked there, but I did work at a Starbucks. It was ridiculously stressful, but at least you could take comfort knowing all that stress was netting you less then ten dollars an hour.

First, do book fairs still exist in schools? Second, do they still sell Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark? With the good illustrations?

I can write him off completely. Couldn't make it even a half-hour into tonight's episode of AHS.