I subjected myself to the first episode of AHS: Hotel and nothing else. I'm going to watch this week's episode as well.

Erik Adams and The AV Club were in the closet making articles, and I saw one of the articles, and then the article looked at me.

Magic powers, wedding after wedding after wedding, long-lost triplets… take your pick, really.

I've actually considered homebrewing a Harry Potter tabletop game to run for my friends. It would be set in the 1970s during the first rise of Voldemort.

There are some really great Minecraft servers out there that have a Hunger Games mode.

FREEDOM
it's slavery!

Wow, an award statue! Oh, it’s a Grammy…

'Topes… lose. 'Topes lose… 'Topes lose…

There's an apocryphal story that I'm fond of:

It was about state's rights!

I don't know why companies bother putting that in their press releases. It's not like other companies are saying, "It was totally our intention to offend someone. WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE MOTHERFUCKERS."

That's all well and good, but can we please get back to this Yellow King murder case?

My wife is a slut.

But easier!

And hillbillies want to be called "Sons of the Soil" but it ain't gonna happen.

But that's the thing. One of the first things you're taught about writing (hell, any artistic medium) is that you must first learn the rules so that you can break them.

"Why are you wearing a tux?"
"It's after six o'clock, Lemon. What am I, a Doozer?"

I turned it off around the Sam the Eagle bit, because if you're going to do a mashup like this, it's really critical that you match eyelines.

Johannes Cabal the Necromancer

I have not. What's the gist of it? Something like the acquisition of money justifies all business choices, including hypocrisy?