Can't wait until the article about Part 3. You know, the one that was crowdfunded after the free market decided the other movies were dog shit.

It's not RT's fault, but, as the article says,

The podcast episode where Bjork sings a ladder manual just about killed me.

Shh.

At least that has articles. Here's a website that I was delighted to find recently: http://www.radioshackcatalo…

Oh god, I love stuff like this, which makes me hate myself.

BIG BLUE NO

Plenty of politicians don't own a twatter, but have strong opinions on what women should be able to do with them.

I just googled it and came up with "Look who's talking", which I guess could also have applied.

Unnecessarily gruesome, which was a departure from the tone of the rest of the book. It also struck me as odd, because part of the motivation to get Watney back was that the whole world was watching. You'd undo pretty much all the good will gained by saving him if you also had to deal with the PR fallout from a…

I… what?

You outta know by now…

That contingency plan was one of the things that telegraphed to me, "Yup, this was self-published".

AAAAAHHHHHH, GENE!

Cracker? Damn near killed her.

NO! You do NOT go on a manhunt!

Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's Day already?

The Happening 2

The card says "moops".

Hear, hear.