I'm too busy sending packages with stamps.com and eating Blue Apron meals to deal with Draft Kings.

Jet fuel can't melt glass ceilings.

Hey man, this is America. My opinions may be stupid, but expressing them is technically not illegal. That means they're just as valid as any other opinion or "fact".

Even on things they're qualified to talk about. Whenever I listen to Simpsons commentaries (often), the actors usually have the most banal and least invested observations.

Hey, it's "liberté, égalité, fraternité", not "liberté, égalité, solidarité féminine".

And apparently one of the Zamboni's liked the idea so much, he gave everyone t-shirts.

Another fun fact: The guy who played Carla's husband on Cheers had a radio show, and one day someone called in to say being on Cheers must be pretty great. The actor replied, "Not really, I have to kiss Rhea Perlman".

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that every artist falls somewhere on the spectrum of "Horrible monster" to "Did a stupid thing one time", and therefore no art should be consumed.

This is how I feel watching British TV.

If you want the good version of this particular movie, read The Dark Knight Returns. They also made an animated adaptation, with Robocop as Batman (unless that's the one you were referring to).

My understanding was that it started with a podcast where the… author (? What do you call the person who does a podcast?) didn't want to name names, and then Gawker assumed it must have been CK, and ran with it.

So it's like the opposite of Alien vs. Predator?

"Oh, you want backing evidence? No, Gawker, just the tip."

But enough about Russell Crowe…

Yes, Mister Zherman…

You sunk my scrabbleship.

I believe the working title for American Crime Story was Eat Pray Glove.

Clap clap clap.

You'd think people with such a hard on for businesses might have heard of the East India Trading Company.

Has anyone ever successfully worked through their whole Netflix queue? I'm pretty sure it's just there so you can look at it wistfully and think "Someday…"