In the Gawker vault, with all the other baseless speculation.

What are you talking about, the internet is a great place for dogs.

I can see him easily getting out of that.

The worst part about any stupid thing Carson says is that ostensibly he should know better. Presumably it takes some smarts to be good in his chosen field. If it's not, we should probably retire the phrase, "Look, it's not brain surgery."

Presumably, he'll run as an independent, and bump the odds of a democratic victory from 80% to 99%.

Target actually was pretty pleased with this guy: http://www.adweek.com/adfre…

I don't know, it can be deeply satisfying if you approach it from a stern but polite angle, and make well reasoned arguments. Assuming you don't care about winning, that is.

The constantly-angry-at-humanity God espoused by fundamentalists acts like a carpenter who's mad that the house he built is falling apart.

Wait a minute… @sirslud couldn't have made that cut from this angle, unless there was a second cutter…

Something funny just occurred to me: Facebook is full of ultra-conservatives worried about big government getting all up in their business… while they willingly help a massive corporation compile data about every aspect of their lives.

I don't think it worked.

Oh, so I'm gonna have to be the one to do it. Fine.

I don't see a lot of truly awful stuff, but I do see people post inaccurate viral stories, and that's usually the only thing I get involved with. Because, Jesus, people, it's not that hard to do three seconds of fact checking.

I'm not religious, but I feel insulted on behalf of religious people.

Shit be cyclical, dog.

I have news for you:

I mean, she was nominated for an Emmy for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Series, so…

Are you in a city with DoorDash? The future is here.

The Future Mrs. The Barbarian usually gets some along with regular weed. Since she needs to be high pretty much always to counter her depression medication side effects and her anxiety, it's more of a cost efficiency thing.

Well, maybe you will be later.