This. People are going nuts, and I'm thinking, "Yes, I too read The Zombie Survival Guide. In high school. Nearly ten years ago."

This guy is getting interviews? Even Andy Warhol would find that excessive.

Sanders was able to get support from (some of) the crowd at Liberty University. If a Jewish socialist can win over them, I think he could really appeal to conservatives everywhere. Especially since so many of them hold a certain other Jewish socialist in high regard.

That's a next level typo.

He's putting a cigar in her wherever.

Ben "despite being a pediatric neurosurgeon I'm not so sure about this whole vaccine thing" Carson.

HAAAARRROOOOOOOOOOO

But he's whistling showtunes, so.

And so I ask you this one question. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

I just googled this, and this bit came up on a New York Times article:

Please, like I wouldn't do my homework on such a pointless and inane topic.

Oh, 1MM, your kids have the internet. The perversion ship has long since sailed.

I don't buy their numbers for a second. How the hell are they saying the Millennium Falcon flies at 0.99999c? The galaxy is 120,000 light years across. Am I to believe that a trip from Coruscant to Tatooine would take them 60,000 years?

'Cause a Lemon fuckup is Mandatory.

If there's one thing George Washington and the Founding Fathers were ambivalent about, it's freedom of speech (and of religion, the press, assembly, and petitioning the government for redress of grievances).

To be fair, several candidates have come out in favor of "Not doing your job".

In the year 2015, how do debate moderators still not have fact checkers on hand?

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Batman?

No fire!