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Onan the Barbarian
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Blowjob, walk with me.

Easy there, Ayn.

Or, you know, immediately upon first viewing.

I don't know if I'd use it, but my gut says "maybe."

If you take all the game-related poorly done videos of copyrighted material down, what's left on YouTube?

Practical audience appeal aside, the wives were being raped to produce more warlords for Joe. By freeing the wives rather than the milkbags, Furiosa is actively breaking the means of continuing the patriarchy.

"Join me in the barn. Dachau is gone."

Stand back, everyone. Dickachu is talking about getting sloppy.

You see this a lot from people who can't differentiate "It's bad" and "I don't like it".

We all want peace, but it's always just out of reach. So, what's the best way to get peace?

This Ain't Not Another XXX Parody

It's a close second to troubleshooting videos for computer problems. Why write things out when, instead, you can make a 20 minute video that's going to be a huge pain in the ass when I finally coerce my computer to boot into safe mode with networking?

Movies with a kid and adult version of the same character do not halt production until the child actor grows up.

Like any writers can resist the siren call of the obtuse metaphor.

This seems like a serious departure from his previous films altogether.

Unbreakable (his best film) holds up so well in part because of the strong father-son relationship. Two outstanding moments: when Bruce Willis asks his kid about how much weight he removed, and the kid says that he added some; and toward the end, when Willis pushes the newspaper toward him, and they both silently tear

Shiny Crappy People.

He was always my least favorite Marx brother.

If Patrick Stewart can't make it happen, I don't think it ever will.

I'm very much looking forward to "Not enough gun."