With the exception of Superman.

It's what the network wants, why bother to complain?

When I saw the "one person replying" thing pop up, I was all poised to say "don't feed the trolls".

It also ignores the idea that any supreme deity that cares if two dudes get it on is not a god worthy of worship.

Where's all the garbage?

Jet fuel can't melt the White House.

God damn cheese eating surrender monkeys.

I don't understand this. Toys are great, because I'm a child masquerading as a man, but these toys will eventually be available. And unless you're a kid, how much are you going to play with any of these, really? (Besides the odd lightsaber fight here and there.)

Three days of day drinking and Minecraft with the Future Mrs. The Barbarian, as god intended.

It's maddening.

Oh my god.

They'd trade it all for a little more.

My eyes! The goggles meme is fresh!

He gets a kick out of watching all those dirty poor people.

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

And why doesn't Batman dance anymore?

And, also, you should win things by buying Happy Meals.

My only regret is that I have… boneitis.

There's a reason the term "murderhobos" became common.

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize McFlurries.