Oh no, The Fat Jew is reposting here?!

Yeah, this doesn't look like any of our recurring trolls. Not that it takes much to Zalgo-fy something (by ten percent or so).

MISTER ANDERSON.

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man in the moon

Kristen Ritter is hot enough to melt steel beams.

What's going on here? Have I finally suffered a psychotic break? Am I being recruited by Morpheus? Have I gazed too long into the abyss?

NEKO, MY COUSIN

Considering the level of weirdness that passes muster, I'd actually be very interested in seeing what was deemed unairable.

I understand the impulse to obsess over classifications and labels when you have no other outlet.

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is the Republican primaries."

what do the nuts do?

But journalism is haaaaaaaaaard.

I still sometimes use his estimate to Danzig when discussing the potential cost of something.

The percentage is… "love"?! Who's been screwing with this thing?

It's more like all dickheads aren't musical theatre fans, rather than all non-musical theatre fans are dickheads.

His song in Assassins is pretty great.

No one man should have all that power.

I don't mean to derail, but I'm just as mortified and baffled when that same argument is made about victims of police brutality.

Here's all the common sense that should be necessary: don't rape people.

He's good at ruining shows.