Magic is one of the few games where you really do need to rules lawyer it up. Things work a certain way, and there can be very tricky interactions. Thing is, nothing is open to interpretation. They couldn't run their big money tournaments if there were. Granted, that's why there are several tiers of judges with…

Hey, wait a minute, you sold me The Art of Floor…

Someone needs to build a giant wall in China!

Listen, and understand! The movie executives are out there! They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until all original ideas are dead.

Don't quote me on this, but I think there might have been some other agreement that restricted the use of tobacco in movies. It may just prevent tobacco companies from contributing money to productions.

What? That's not even close to correct. Creatures are summoned at Sorcery speed. You can only play them on your turn when you have priority, unless they have Flash.

Flipwalkers, like other two sided cards, live outside your deck. Back in Innistrad, when two sided cards were introduced, boosters came with cards with a normal back that listed all the two sided cards, and you filled in a bubble or checkmark on the card, indicating what it represents. Those stand in cards also had…

And his best friend is a talking pie.

So here's the thing. Those anti-smoking ads are actually funded by tobacco companies per the Tobacco Master Settlement Agreement.

Hoagies Reborn only on NBC.

What?

Well, yes, those tricks are for amateurs.

What's going on with this? There seems to be an influx of this brand of user. Is there some cross-pollination from another site? Is it disqus's fault? It's usually disqus's fault.

It's a well known fact that, when you combine more than one art form, they cancel each other out.

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That doesn't even work, unless you use a faux pronunciation.

This gives me time to plan my comment. Do I go with the Simpsons quote, "We do! We do", or talk about the Friends episode where Joey blows a similar interview?

If you think a mass of tentacles is incompatible with the female anatomy, then I have some websites for you.

The Batman of the Opera

We can't stop there.