young Bruce Wayne and Alfred discovered a secret lair beneath Wayne Manor, and the underground room will apparently become a crucial part of Bruce’s life

I know people scramble to say he should be in every single role, but that'd actually be pretty good casting.

Dooming, or make it better?

Oh, they have plenty of talented players, but none of them want to sell out. Then it's all about the money, when it should be about the baseball, man.

Okay, fine. 3/5.

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"What's a youtube, and why can't anyone do anything worthwhile with it?"

Doing something you hate because someone with power said so is a pretty universal life lesson.

It's not just nerds. Have you seen how many new parents are documenting every semi-clever thing they do and posting it all over the place? It's child rearing, not a competition.

Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Is this fun for ordinary people? Do they get some sort of kick out of these sorts of exposés?

Moon dog… What a time to be alive.

But their username is a pop culture pun. Usually the real crazies and trolls don't bother.

Truly they were… an Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

"I am not a crackpot."

I give the song the benefit of the doubt. It's not about low self esteem. It's about how total lack of self awareness makes on beautiful.

Scratch "music", sub "writing", and I'm right there with you.

"Stefano Ferrari" sounds like a lazy Italian cover identity.

Do you really want to write an hour long character study revolving around the production and distribution of bourbon, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

I mean… mix it together and that's basically a Long Island Ice Tea.