I'm pretty sure that's what the last paragraph is about.

No one stays dead in comics besides Uncle Ben.

You mean like… a tax? On their income? Some sort of income tax, if you will?

Because it indicates that wage gaps apply to all levels of society.

It also contains one of my favorite lines ever:

…Is there another way to become an ethnicity besides ancestry?

I'll wait for the songified remix, thanks.

Is driving a critical skill in New York?

Frankly I'm surprised Ashley Madison wasn't a huge blackmail operation from the start.

On the one hand, I'm absolutely against exposing people's private information. On the other, it couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch.

Speaking of folks that are horny and disconnected from reality, apparently Josh Duggar had an Ashley Madison account.

Go crazy?

This isn't Iron Man 2.

Between Disney Infinity, Amiibos, and this, I am so glad I don't have kids.

Or a skin doctor.

They range from white to off-white to eggshell!

What, you're too good to shit in the pool?

I like Which Wich. They give me plenty of options and have no regard for my health.

"I fucking love, though have an extremely tenuous grasp on, science!"

No tax dollars for alien welfare!