The AV Club
They think I'm crazy… But I know better… It is not I who am crazy… It is I who am mad!

Well… in text messages he said a 16 year old would be fine, but the younger the girl the better, so I don't know if this is the particular hill you want to die on.

Plus the guy from that one Halloween episode of King of the Hill.

The few times I drove myself, and I crashed into stuff, I did like to yell "LAPD! Official police business!"

I guess that's also a reflection of the real world, now that I think about it.

Plus, you don't get the random mini-missions if you're not driving a car with a police radio. So finding other cars actively makes the game worse.

I really liked LA Noire, but thank god there was a "skip trip" button. I'm here to collect evidence and grill suspects, not drive.

The difference is that in a GTA game, everyone is universally terrible.

It's got garbage files coming out of its… whatever.

Yeah, RISC is good.

Used to?

Art?

That was darker than I expected.

Well, for guys, sure.

The Triangle Shirtwaist Company? My God, man! Get out of there! A terrible fate awaits you if you do not heed my warning!

You come at the Burger King, you best not miss.

What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Nevermind.

Have I said something offensive about that penis monster?

The AV Club
I bet he's a pervert.

Me am not AIDSCancer…

















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